| Pimprov Ladies and Gentlemen: It’s star time! You’ve seen the flashy suits, Jewelry so bright that a blind man can see it shining, and ask yourself “who is more entertaining than a pimp?” Come see Poochie aka Mr. Roarke, PAPPY, Timepiece aka Roosevelt Red, Grand Finale aka Rhett Butler, and Ho’Lease put there spin on improv. Pimps are funny on their own, but when trying to improvise as other characters they are down right hilarious. Everyone knows that pimping ain’t easy…Pimprov is down right impossible. These five pimps will sometimes have a guest pimp join them. Have you ever thought about how funny it would be to see a pimp playing a dog, or a doctor, even an 8 year old? Here is your opportunity! Come see Pimprov Nothing they do on stage pimprovising is written Nothing planned Their quick wit is honed in street by years of constantly having to be on their game. |
| Voted Best Improv group in Second City's Skybox |
| Join the Pimprov Email List Click Here Get the jump on all Pimprov shows, so you can stay ahead of the hoe's. |
| Ho' Lease Ho’ Lease is the true renaissance pimp. While many pimps prefer to work “product” in VOLUME, Hoe Lease works a small band of QUALITY “product”, which brings larger sums. Ho’ Lease also trend sets by pimping both males and females that service alternative tastes as well. This is a need that he discovered first hand as a ward the Pontiac Correctional Facility some years back while serving time for a wrongful pedophilia charge that was recently pardoned by former Governor Ryan. While many have assumed over the years that he is gay, a word to describe this true player has only just been tooled. Metro sexual. |
| Poochie Poochie has been a hardcore pimp for years. He has traveled extensively plying his iron fisted brand of no-nonsense pimping everywhere he has been. Born and raised on the south side of Chicago. He can usually be found “maxin’, relaxin’, and straight up ho taxin’” in and around the Chicago area. Also known as Mr. Roarke, Poochie and his ladies can frequently be found making fantasies come true for tricks, chumps, skanks, squares and scallywags along Stoney Island Avenue on Chicago’s south side. Although, in Poochie’s own words he “don’t find nothin’ funny, and ain’t never smiled for a photograph”, he feels that show business isn’t much different from ho business, so look for his mackin’ brand of comedy at a theatre near you. Favorite Quote: “I’m locally grown, internationally known, and a stone cold mack to the bone.” |
| Grand Finale Grand Finale aka Rhett Butler: As a gentleman and a scholar a lot can be said about Grand. He didn’t have a poor upbringing or any of the things you might expect from a pimp, but he loves the ladies. Among his peers he is called the conservative pimp for his philosophies in dealing with his women. When he says that he invests his ladies money he’s not lying. They all have health insurance, stocks, and bonds. Don’t get it wrong when push comes to shove he’ll slap a bitch in a West side minute. He’ll run game, gain fame, and cause a bitch to go insane. It’s said that he has the charm of a Southern Gentleman, and the tongue of a snake, but frankly Beotch he doesn’t give a damn! You ask why the name Grand Finale…because there will be no other pimps after him. |
| MACK STONG (Mr. Mackadoeshus) AKA (Dr. MackTastic) Born and Raised in Little Rock Arkansas was always the gangsta he started his own crew at age 13 called "The BPC" The Bitch Pleasin Crew." He refers to himself as one of the great Southern Pimps "A close second to Ross Perot." At age 14 he was introduced to improvisation Via the "Improv for Juvenile Delinquents program." He incorporated his new improvisation skills into his exploits with the neighborhood honeys and became a Silver tongued Mack. Known for Pimpin hoes up and down I-40 from Little Rock to Memphis, He provides his ladies with Immunization records and time cards, he is most known for being the sole creator of the 3 Hoes for the price of 2 special, which helped to increase Ho-business on Mondays and Tuesdays (traditional Slow Pimpin Days). Dr. MackTastic is so tight with his game that he is guaranteed to pimp a trick in 30min. or less. He claimes " I never met a hoe I couldn't Pimp, they just ain't out there" |
| Daddy Jenkins Daddy Jenkins a.k.a. Broadway Joe described in his own words as a transcontinental pimp who has “wined & dined with kings and queens and slept in gutters eating pork and beans” Daddy Jenkins is a true rags to riches story. As an orphan on the war-torn island of Centralia, “lil” Jenkins desire for real theatre was aroused after seeing home-grown productions of “Vagina Monologues”. After mingling with the ladies backstage he became Emblazoned with an entrepreneurial spirit. They packed up and set sail for America stopping at every port to open a pimp*show and build a global network of hoes and shows. Jenkins has his eyes (and man-parts) set on Broadways famous ladies and stages to prove to the world that his hoes can go longer and make more money then CATS. |
| Guest Pimps |
| Timepiece Percy Dee - Timepiece aka The Chosen One Raised in Chicago where pimpin came with ease as his father Bobby Big Daddy Henry taught him. Percy Dee has always felt that any woman that thinks they are too fine or too good to be a hoe is just a hoe tryin to bust out dem panties. Timepiece feels that only 25% of the beautiful people in the world could reside in his stable. Although he has the least amount of hoes of the Pimprov group he brings a pure quality to his pimprovising. |
| P.A.P.P.Y. (Pretty Ass Pernell Pimpin Y'all Mu-phucka's) Although new to Pimprov his hoes track record runs longer than the Underground Railroad. PAPPY is an innovative pimptrepreneur with a diversified whorefolio. Not only does he pimp hoes, but he also pimps hobos, and has his own designer line of pimp sticks. He is also an aspiring actor/pimproviser enrolled in The Rudy Ray Moore Academy of Low budget Film Acting. When he waives his pimp stick in the air, beotches, squares, scoundrels everywhere yell out PAPPY! "I'm not vain, pimpin is just in my veins, my game is so cold other pimps get froze cuz they hoes chose to bring me the doe..." |
| Slim Timmy Slim Timmy AKA Tito Frito Timmy has always been a charmer. At age 13 he was expelled from his junior high school for pimping a couple of hall monitors and the cafeteria ladies. Timmy was forced onto the hard streets of Woodfield where he learned even more about survival. At age 17 he moved in with his grandmother and ended up pimping her entire bingo group. This didn't go over well with the whole family and again he was banished. This time Timmy headed over to Chicago and started collecting his hos from break rooms at many of the Chicagoland Jewel Oscos. Years have passed and Timmy has accumulated what is allegedly one of the biggest collection of hos on record. In 2001 Timmy actually became incorporated and named his company WHORCORP .inc. Slim |
| Other GP's San Diego Brown aka The Whore-der Patrol |
 |  |  |  |  |
| Nominated for a Bean Soup Comedy Award |