Big Kids
Comedy Hour
Starring: John Baptista Jr. & The Amazing Luggah
THIS SHOW IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN

John Baptista Jr.
(Keith Smitherman)
John Baptista Jr. Graduated from
the Boston School of Ventriloquy.
He has travelled the world with a
comedy act like no other. "He
controls the audience like they are
all ventriloquist dummies" Karen,
Chicago Il. FAVORITE QUOTE:
"Applaud damn you !"

The Amazing Luggah
(Marz Timms)
Pronounced (Lug gahh) He was
made from wood cursed by a evil
witch. For years he was the
side-kick of The Great Vorelli who
was known as the 2nd greatest
ventriloquist in the world. Under
Vorelli Luggah was forced to keep
his evil thoughts and potty humor
to himself. Vorelli died and JBJ
vowed to take care of his mentors
buddy; Even though Luggah
refuses to stop using profanity he
and JBJ are inseperable. " Who
knew a piece of wood could be so
sexy?" Erika from L.A. FAVORITE
QUOTE: " Luggah is evil"

Christian Leahy
(Matt Sabo)
Christian Leahy-Christian was one
of the original member so f the
Big Kids Comedy Hour when it
first appeared on television. After
going through so many
tumultuous years of being
canceled then back on then
canceled then back on Christian
was struggling to make ends
meet. To accommodate one of his
loyal workers JBJ decide to go
younger with the new Big Kids. In
so doing he gave his hardest
work two new jobs with the show.
Custodian and caretaker of
Luggah his dummy. Christian
holds both JBJ and Luggah in the
highest regards for giving him the
opportunity to have a paycheck
every other week. He is also a
father figure to the other Big Kids
and helps them out with the hard
times of being on television.

Chaz Johnson
(Joseph Henry)
Chaz is the biggest of the Big Kids,
and looks at JBJ as a father figure.
If you have weed...Chaz will be
your best friend. If you don't have
weed...he's willing to share. He
hates people that try too hard at
anything other than mellowing out
wit some sweet bud.

Maureen Younge
(Denail Timms)
Maureens mother is the owner of
a television station...meaning she
is rich beyond everyone's wildest
dreams. Rich people have
problems also. Maureen can't
stand dirt of anykind, and
therefore usually can be seen
wearing rubber dishwashing
gloves. Why dishwashing gloves?
Because she is too cheap to by
latex ones.

Terry Rogan
(Nazir Shwayhat)
Nobody knows for sure the details
of Terry Rogan's origin. The most
consistent story is that he is the
illegitimate son of Vince Neil and
some lady who had a cooking show
pilot on public television in
Denver back in 1980. Some say
Vince was just a fool for her pound
cake and brownies. When Terry
was born he was shipped off to an
orphanage where he grew up
rockin out and smashing other
kids’ belongings. Because of his
inability to exist with others
harmoniously he was shipped off
to a boot camp for troubled
prepubescents. He ended up in a
boot camp for lesbian bikers
because the paper work got mixed
up. After years of steady rolling
with the "Fire Pussies" Terry
turned into the only male member
accepted by the female gang but
then decided to move on. He met
JBJ in a bar one night and the rest
is history.